01) Sarah Palin



I never heard of this Alaskan bitch until late August, when John McCain announced that she was his running mate for the Presidency. She is the Victoria Beckham of politics: no talent, no personality, no ethics. I was sick of her from the very beginning. I am still sick of her, and she's not even the Vice President-elect.

02) John McCain



THIS was the best guy for the Republicunt ticket, let alone the Presidency? He may call himself the "Maverick", but let's face it: had he won, it would have led to an extension of the Dubya dynasty. He agreed with Dubya 90% of the time, including war issues. 10% disagreement does not equal a "maverick".

03) Michael Phelps



This is why I hate Michael Phelps:

• His 14 Olympic gold medals are not the result of years of hard work and dedication to his craft. They are the result of a calculated plan by the United States of America, its cultural dominance under threat, to get as many gold medals as it can in the Olympics to prove that it's stil No. 1. Oh, the US has been doing it since the modern Olympics began, but from 2000 onwards, I've found that every Olympics (winter and summer) has to have an American athlete be pimped to win multiple gold medals: Marion Jones in 2000, Apolo Anton Ohno in 2002, Michael Phelps in 2004 and 2008, and Chad Hedrick and Bode Miller in 2006. The media is so relentless that I find myself rooting AGAINST the US team come Olympic time.
• He is not the greatest athlete of our time. A talented swimmer he is, but swimming is one of those sports where you can get a gold medal in multiple events. Plus, swimming is not as widespread as other sports. While people have access to a soccer ball and running is a sport that everyone can do and understan, not everyone has access to a pool, and not even Michael Phelps' success will change that. And the competition in swimming is rather shallow. Who dominates swimming competitions? The US and Australia. No other countries come close.
• He comes across as a stupid douchebag. He's a good-old white boy from Baltimore. He is a shining example of white male privilege.
• He has the personality of wallpaper paste. Watch him on Saturday Night Live and you'll find out why.
• He can eat all that shit and still never get fat.
• Oh, and he's not that cute.

04) Paris Hilton



This is why I hate Paris Hilton:

• She's a privileged white bitch from a privileged white family. She's never had to properly work a day in her life. Even by socialite standards, she's privileged.
• She has no talent, no personality, no star quality, and no gravitas. She's gotten to where she is based on the fact that America loves blonde, pretty, white bitches with no talent.

05) Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus



This is why I hate Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus:

• I don't know where Hannah Montana begins and Miley Cyrus ends, and vice versa.
• She wasn't even born with the name Miley. Her real name is Destiny Hope Cyrus. "Miley" isn't even a real word.
• I hate the TWEEN revolution and its by-products: Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus, High School Musical, and the goddamn Jonas Brothers.
• She isn't even that talented a singer, not as Hannah Montana and certainly not as herself.
• Her father is Billy Ray Cyrus.

06) Reverend Rick Warren



This is why I hate the Reverend Rick Warren:

• He is a neo-conservative white douchebag preacher.
• Whatever good he is trying to do (with his environmentalism and poverty activism) is cancelled out by the fact that he is a neo-conservative white douchebag preacher.
• That goddamn book "The Purpose Driven Life" sold millions of copies.
• He says that he's not a homophobe, and that he offered gays protesting Prop 8 "water and donuts".
• Doesn't the Bible say that gluttony is a sin?

07) The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and Its Followers (Mormons)

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This is why I hate the LDS Church:

• They are a bunch of neo-conservative right-wingers.
• They are so squeaky-clean and wholesome, it's frightening. (See Carmen Rasmusen, David Archuleta, Brooke White, et al)
• They proselytize. Whenever I see a bunch of LDS missionaries come my way, I run in the opposite direction.
• You can't drink Coke or coffee.
• They support anti-gay legislation. 45% of the Yes on Proposition 8 funding came from Mormons, even those who don't live in Caliofrnia. Who knows? The Osmonds may have supported Prop 8. Gladys Knight, Ken Jennings, David Archuleta's family... some of your favorite pop culture personalities may have donated money to Prop 8.

08) David Cook



This is why I hate David Cook:

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1. He is not as good as he thinks he is.
2. He is not as good as American Idol thinks he is.
3. His music is derivative, not ORIGINAL.
4. He made American Idol 2008 unwatchable.
5. I cannot stand people who think that they are superior to others because they are "rock" stars who can play a fucking instrument and have a sense of entitlement.

Beyonce /Sasha Fierce Knowles (Beyonce is African-American by birth, but since leaving Destiny's Child, she has become a white bitch.)



This is why I hate Beyonce/Sasha Fierce Knowles:

1. She has no personality of her own, so she had to create Sasha Fierce.
2. She is the Diana Ross of her generation, and that is NOT a compliment.
3. Destiny's Child was the Supremes of our time, and that is NOT a compliment.
4. She has become whiter and whiter since leaving Destiny's Child. By this time next year, she should look like Jessica Simpson. Creole, my ass.
5. Her rap-singing is atrocious and detrimental to good music.
6. She steals other people's songs and adds one or two lines, and gets credit for writing the whole damn thing.
7. She steals other people's styles and is lauded for being an original.
8. She is not curvy.
9. Everything that she does in her career is calculated and bogarting. Do you remember when "Dreamgirls" came out? It was SUPPOSED to be the movie that made Beyonce Knowles a legitimate superstar of the screen. At least, that's what her entourage thought. Thank Goddess that Jennifer Hudson made her look absolutely stupid. And now, we have "Cadillac Records", a movie that she produced and starred in. It was her goddamn Oscar bid... and it tanked.