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I hate the following 40 people, places, and things:

  • Nov. 14th, 2008 at 9:22 AM

  1. "President" George W. Bush
  2. "Vice President" Dick Cheney
  3. "Secretary of State" Condi Rice
  4. FOX News loudmouth Bill O'Reilly
  5. FOX News loudmouth Sean Hannity
  6. Neo-conservative cunt Ann Coulter
  7. Neo-conservative cunt Michelle Malkin
  8. Neo-conservative douchebag Glenn Beck
  9. Neo-conservative honky bitch Rush Limbaugh
  10. "Desperate Housewives" and anyone and everyone involved with it, namely the following: Marc Cherry, Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross, Nicolette Sheridan, and Eva Longoria Parker
  11. "The Office" and anyone and everyone involved with it (except for Ricky Gervais), namely the following: Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, and John Krasinski
  12. Judd Apatow movies ("The 40 Year Old Virgin", "Superbad", "Knocked Up") and anyone and everyone involved with them, namely the following: Judd Apatow himself, Seth Rogen, Steve Carell (Hey, he appeared twice in the list!), Bo Burnham, and Jonah Hill
  13. Honky bitch Paris Hilton
  14. "The Hills" and anyone and everyone involved with it
  15. Rapper Eminem
  16. Rapper 50 Cent
  17. Oh, fuck it. I hate all kinds of modern-day rap music and rappers. Give me the old school classics any day.
  18. The ultimate white girl Beyonce/Sasha Fierce Knowles
  19. Egocentric Justin Timberlake
  20. Egomaniacal cuntscrape producer Timbaland and his minions, including but not limited to Missy Elliott and that bitch cracker Ryan Tedder and his Goddamn band OneRepugnant
  21. Snobby bitch Adam Levine of Maroon 5
  22. Oh, fuck it. I hate all pretty white girls with no talent and no personality, but who for some reason are popular.
  23. British bitch Simon Cowell
  24. Condescending cunt midget Ryan Seacrest
  25. Everyone who made the public voting rounds on American Idol 2008 except for Amy Davis, Joanne Borgella, Colton Berry, Garrett Haley, Alexandrea Lushington, Robbie Carrico, Jason Yeager, Luke Menard, Danny Noriega, Kady Malloy, and Asia'h Epperson
  26. White girl Tyra Banks
  27. The morning and afternoon traffic leading into and out of San Francisco
  28. Proposition 8
  29. The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints and nearly all of its members
  30. The People's Republic of China (not the Chinese people, but the government itself)
  31. The Russian Federation (not the Russian people, but the government itself)
  32. The Islamic Republic of Iran and its pimp Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who for some reason looks like Judd Apatow
  33. The United States of America (at least until Barack Obama is sworn in as President)
  34. Jamaica, the world headquarters for state-sanctioned homophobia
  35. Celebrity "chef" Sandra Lee
  36. British hothead Gordon Ramsay
  37. Olympic gold medal-winning whore Michael Phelps
  38. Asian-American passiveness
  39. People who think that their Christianity makes them superior to other people in the world (a great many of them appear on this list)
  40. Log Cabin Repugnicunts, namely Marc Cherry
  • Mood: angry